The best ever came from a hockey game.

Headlines are hard.

Are you intentionally poking fun at Casey Chan with these headlines? If not, this is getting straight-up embarrassing.

Cry me a river. A really fast flowing river. You have no idea who owned that home. Could have been abandoned considering it’s West Virginia.

See this is why no one likes Cards fans

Good move, surprised they went after a goalie at this stage of the rebuild, though. Things are finally looking up in Toronto, but as a Leafs fan I know they will fuck it up somehow.

Sure... but what makes anyone inclined to believe a child over experts in the field? Sure, they could be wrong, but it’s FAR more likely that the kid with no experience or advanced education is wrong.

like your mom