Totally expected this to be a Chan special.

Fire.

Fire.

Blended brown stuff looks like shit, I admire your innocence if this is news to you

Humans are trash.

Guy with stumps walks on stumps. Amazing.

National Bagtag Association

Fuck this guy, fuck his family, fuck the judge and fuck me sideways.

It will cost everybody everything

As a Leafs fan reading the last part of that was kind of cathartic.

“the nausea maggots in the pit of my stomach jumped a rung on the evolutionary ladder to become butterflies”

Batman has gotta stop skipping leg days

Nominating this gene pool for relegation, any backers?

Now just give him a gun and let him really take care of business.

Unless I’m missing something (very possible), the color schemes on those info graphics don’t match. Creates a visual bias. Still, poor Joey’s having quite the shitty year.

That’s it! You have ANGERED ME HOOOMAN and I AM all that matters!!!...!

Good, maybe I can afford it by then.