Yeah, and then the photag was totally like, "IDK dude...seriously, WTF? I mean OMG."

The intro to Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp.

Damn...knew there was something funny about that boy Amar'e.

I know why you did it, but pouring from the bottle into a glass would defeat the whole purpose of drinking it for me (I mean, aside from the whole enjoying alcohol thing). These short stubby bottles are my only way to reminisce drinking Schmidt's with my grandfather.

So...World Cesarean Day would be a special day for vaginas?

What am I...chopped liver?!?

"...my comment got more stars than your comment!"

having a lot to say about fonts = not having a lot to say

If you for some strange reason you have an irrational fear of full bush, the first five minutes of Carrie will keep you up at night.

But it's a fact! Look at Shep's link below for proof!

But it's a fact! Look at Shep's link below for proof!

Call StarKist.

you set a pretty low bar for love

I met a guy, who met a guy, who met Francis Albert Sinatra...

Not only does it make Will sad, it makes him super sad.

What the hell kind of name is Rusty Kuntz?!?

Why did 128 million of you idiots click on "Japanese censored schoolgirl porn"?

I thought this was gonna be about athletes copying the Hulkster's cupping his ear thing to get crowd to response...

Ya got city hands Mista Hoopah!

Ya got city hands Mista Hoopah!

I am not a perfect husband, I am not a perfect parent...but I am a master of understatement.

"Get the fuck away from me, Roger."