"He's maybe 6-foot-4, about 183 pounds, built like a tripod."

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally to refer to any manufacturer of dairy products.

Wake me up when Ana Ivanoic has a groin pull.

I’m an enabler?!? You’re an enabler!! This whole school’s an enabler!!!

"Keeping score at a baseball game is for losers."

I find it hard to believe that a group of devout Catholics would fall for such a farfetched fairy tale.

Agreed...that toll is a bitch.

First they boo Santa Claus, then they cheer Michale Irvin's injury...they even boo poor Donvan McNabb on draft day!

First they boo Santa Claus, then they cheer Michale Irvin's injury...they even boo poor Donvan McNabb on draft day!

First they boo Santa Claus, then they cheer Michale Irvin's injury...they even boo poor Donvan McNabb on draft day!

+won

Great point, imagine where the franchise would be now if Norman Braman hadn’t had the foresight and intestinal fortitude to fire Buddy Ryan and hire Rich Kotite.

"After a rough day, I headed to a Greenpoint bar with a dear friend for whiskey and the third presidential debate".

Is the woman's version of Teabagging called Honey Badgering? If not, it should be.

A "4-3 edge rusher" seems like something I've seen in a Craigslist m4m ad.

Not until ready your comment...and hand free!

We're talkin' 'bout hangtime...not a game, not a game. Hangtime. I mean, we're sittin' here, and we're talkin' 'bout hangtime. How silly is that?

"I like Harrison Smith, but I bet he ends up being the kind of player who makes eight Pro Bowls and deserves to go to only two of them."

Antonio Meucci invented the telephone! Everybody knows that...and he got robbed!

It is shocking to hear that players made fun of a teammate who wore an oversized helmet. I have to believe they were unaware that he had suffered the 48th and 95th of the 104 publicly disclosed concussions so far this season. Perhaps they were not informed that the oversized helmet was designed to provide additional…