Asshole.

This Video of a Crane Collapsing in Manhattan Is Your Worst Nightmare bad.

Seriously? You’re getting all bent out of shape over a thirty year old rock ballad from Bruce? Don’t you have better things to write about? Is this really what Gawker has become?

So pick a side and just stay on it. You guys flip-flop worse that a fish out of water.

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

Chris Christie clearing his colon?

“my bike has substandard equipment” is not really a good excuse. the mirrors on my dinky V-Star 250 are good enough to see what I need to behind me.

I’m not here to comment on how the guy was riding or what the cop did but I’ll say this, on a sportbike (with the near useless mirrors) on a fun run like that it would be very easy to unknowingly “run” from a cop, especially an unmarked Camaro with the less intense cop lights. Even if I saw the Camaro behind me I’d…

Jesus Christ, can’t a team just LOSE and blame it on scoring less points than the other team anymore?

That explains it. I spent ten minutes around some Seahawk fans and I felt exactly the same way.

What was the PR? Walking it out of the rack?

I was at the game, and on top of this lady being a fucking ridiculous ball of over-serious smarm, as I understand it, the flag was left there and was HANDED to Cam by Panthers fans.

Guys. I love me some Force Awakens. But best picture? No.

Another tip off may have been the fact that she explicitly introduces him as “NFL player Chris Long” before the clip of the interview plays. I realize that’s very subtle and everything....

Even better was the fact that the interviewer didn’t seem to recognize Long

Los Angeles Rams (that’s going to take getting used to)....

Thanks for the summary! Do you have “Did you read the article?” ready to cut and paste from your clipboard so you can write dickish responses based on the assumption that everyone is a moron or do you just have aspergers?

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

Buy out Jezebel. Fire everybody. Hire all men. Pay them double.