Many of the guys of metal and big hair bands were always conservative pricks.

DANZIG IS NOT METAL. Jesus Christ.

Private rescues and public shelters are two different things. Many rescues have ridiculously strict rules, but most city and county shelters don’t — they don’t have the money or time to do that kind of vetting even if they wanted to.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

Democrats stuck in “a coma”? Because they aren’t fighting to the death for the DNC chair? Terrible fucking analysis. DNC work IS boring work— it’s organizational and grinding, trying to convince people to do the least sexy thing there is: voting. Galvanizing for protests is fun and sexy and allows people to express…

Don’t defend this guy by downplaying how awful he is.

The rise of alt-medicine in this country is seriously scaring me. I also don’t like how many people flock to doctors and are indulged with Z-paks over every little thing because that’s excessive and extremist too but there’s way too much science and evidence denying of late which makes zero sense considering it’s…

I swear, he looked like a kid in detention during his meeting with Obama. He has no interest in governance, he just wants public adulation.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

She could be dead and I’d still vote for her. I mean, I really want Clinton to be the president, but I’d take Kaine over Trump any day.

The fact that the header progressed over the course of the week is a spectacular attention to detail that should earn one of you a raise.

A physical keyboard is awesome, I still miss my HTC G2.

I love her. Like her personality. As a person. Legitimately. I hate this whole “everybody hates Hillary” thing I’ve been loopy for her for YEARS and every time she smiles that big smile and does her Hillary wave my heart is in my throat.

OH sure. It’s real unless it applies these fools who are Bernie or Bust, then, it’s totally not the reason they’d rather have an orange dictator as president. Right. Sure. So convinced.

“I would sooner vote for Donald Trump than I would Hillary Clinton,” said one angry young man, which suggests that he, much like his fellow protesters, doesn’t seem to care all that much about what a Trump presidency could mean for people of color, immigrants, women, and gay people.

I understand the thin blue line. I understand that cops think, “That coulda been me. Mistake made. Gotta support my brother.” But I’m a public school teacher. If I found out that a teacher was fucking a student, there’d be no way that my knee-jerk response would be, “Well...you have to understand that...” Give me a…

This is delicious. I can’t wait for depositions. Also, this just adds to the genuine mystery that is Megyn Kelly: Christ, what she’s had to endure in that frat house of a network that is so beneath her, but to which she somehow belongs.

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