My friend licked my eyeball in high school. I just thought he was a weirdo, I didn't think this was a thing!

+1 for Pride and Prejudice reference. You're great!

I see the virtue too. I'm married now but once upon a time I, um, sowed many wild oats and I do occasionally get pangs for those days (mostly for the varied male attention). And while I find that currently my relationship with my husband meets all my emotional and sexual needs, I can see how even having the option to…

"Ching chang"???? What is this, 1980?? Lord, at least use up-to-date slurs, my friends.

Also, I'm much more interested in solutions to our food supply that are inclusive of everyone, not just people privileged to live near grass fed beef producers who can afford an all-organic diet because, as I said, that can never be everyone by definition. And while I don't "advocate" eating in any sort of way or…

This was one of the reasons I actually really liked working with mostly all-dudes. Dudes don't (tend) to talk about WTF they're eating. At least not yet (I fully expect diet culture to sweep over into dudedom en masse any day now).

I am a vegetarian but am allergic to soy and don't eat a lot of corn. So, uh. Thanks for your concern? I'm quite aware of my carbon footprint, thanks. I just would like people screaming meat meat meat to be the same.

Yeah this is the other thing that's perplexing to me. Might've the paleo people gotten diabetes or heart disease if they, uh, lived past 30? It's not an apples to apples thing when you talk about diseases today vs. diseases 10,000 years ago.

Ding ding ding!

Yeah the paleo restriction on legumes and beans is incredibly perplexing to me. I mean, it's BEANS. There's not much on this planet that's better for you.

Still more greenhouse gasses being emitted and more water being consumed just by virtue if it being an animal. There's the issue of transportation from places where having enough land to raise grass-fed beef is possible to the cities where it's being consumed. Meat is bad for the environment, full stop. My point is…

Just rippin' into that raw steak with their teeth.

Yes. It is.

I have a different problem with the paleo diet - or, at least, with the way some people practice it. I understand that this is not what it's supposed to be about, but lots of the paleo people I know eat A LOT of meat. They eat a lot of meat completely oblivious to how that affects the environment. And they extoll the…

I think the point is *it works for you*. Good - yay! Doesn't mean it'll work for anyone else. Also doesn't mean it has anything to do with "how cavemen ate."

Lol. Thank you!

Yeah while I think that hacking is illegal and if he did something illegal, that needs to be looked at as a crime (although obviously I believe there are circumstances which mitigated the severity of his crime so no, I don't think he should go to jail), uh, the fact that this is happening during the same time when it…

She's on The Twitters. She seems to have had a rough week but she's around.

Sigh.

Ah hahahaha. And that was a funny rape joke.