Coincidentally, a 1955 Oldsmobile Rocket 88, just like the one pictured above.

That manifold is Georgia mud-stained, if i’ve ever seen it.

New.

I dunno, have you seen the sharply-angled steel dashboard?

I can’t wait until we see a crash test.

I, too, was hoping for a “Dave” situation, but then we’re stuck with Pres. Pence.

I’ve seen people gratuitously abuse these AMG55 motors and they keep right on going. Just some awful shit.

Because we’ve moved on from “brick” phones.

Cool man. I’ll hit you up for money when people stop going to the movies and everyone throws their TV’s in the trash.

Kill it with lithium ion fire.

Who hurt you?

I build and perform on-set maintenance for cinema cameras on big-budget feature films and network television shows as a free-lance worker, but please carry on about how the combination of my lack of skill and non-competitive company is going to screw me one day. I’d love to listen, but lemme figure out which German…

Yeah, i’m pretty sure my awesome union health benefits and the quadruple-time hourly wage I made last week would care to disagree with you.

Fun game: Next time you get behind one of these in traffic, look to see if there’s blue smoke coming out of the tailpipe. It’s fun because you always win.

There’s one in my neighborhood rotting away in a front yard. Could probably be had for cheap. It’s an NC car so the rust probably isn’t as terrible an issue as it could be.

Holy shit, have we really entered the “helmets don’t save lives” section of this horrific Idiocracy we now live in?

My twin-turbocharged car will throw a code if I use anything under 89.

Pushing 500 on my 335 for a little under $2k.

Everyone who’s mad at this build has an M3 that gets beaten by lightly modified 335i’s on the reg.

I’ve got a 1990 in pearl white and red leather interior With a fraction of the miles and no customizations I’ll sell you for $5600.