I’m usually pretty ok with shit like this, but I see the neighbors point.

That poor, pink, Italian bastard.

I’m surprised they shot it on film. Super 16, it looks like.

No, but what kind of asshole puts that plate on one of the most revered super-cars of all time?

That “pre-owned” front plate really ruins that car.

Was it right after a big German sporting event?

Also, it would have been uncalled for if the inspector said “basically, this guy was an idiot.”

I mistake Malibus for Mustangs all the time. Don’t often see them in gold though, so it should be pretty easy to find.

I added coilovers, larger wheels, and a big-brake kit. Totally new car.

I grew up watching Alfas rally. They sound just lovely blasting through the countryside.

Sometimes the worst Alfa-Romeo is the best Alfa-Romeo.

“I’ll buy the wagon if they’ll put an LS in it.” -Literally every Jalopnik reader, including myself.

JOKES!

Well, I guess he just told me that to sound like less of a scumbag.

My father worked in the film business, and whenever he traveled to LA to work in the early 90's, he find a LeCar with a shady title for a couple hundred bucks, drive it around for a few months until the show wrapped, then leave it running in the departures lane at LAX when he headed back east. It was cheaper than a…

All Joe Bob from West Virginia cares about is voting for the guy who says his coal job is coming back. You could literally run on a campaign of baby murder and coal jobs, and Joe Bob will give you his vote.

Agreed. My wife is totally “meh” when it comes to cars, and she absolutely loved the previous Top Gear presenters. One of the few shows we both really both enjoyed.

Whenever I see them at a car show, I believe it’s my civic duty as a gear-head to call out the owner.

I think we’re done here.

There’s a kid in my neighborhood with an M badge on his Subaru Forester, and I want to shake him furiously every time I see it.