When people put front license plates on their cars that feature the automobile’s logo, like we couldn’t find that same logo 10" higher on the hood or grille.

You mean the senator with the constitutional law degree from Harvard?

Why don’t you tell us how many times Trump has been in the Situation room? Other than zero.

TO DO THIS.

I don’t mind that the President isn’t in the situation room for every operation, but he damned well better be in there for his first one.

At least Obama made the effort to show up to the situation room when such operations were carried out. Trump was in bed with a belly full of well-done steak after a dinner with his pals. Didn’t even give enough of shit to sit in on his first clandestine strike.

Just like the President, right?

You’re a monster.

Oh no. Please don’t go. We’ll miss your well thought out insight and mature commentary.

Oh please. This isn’t about Elon Musk. This is about a man with no strategic armed forces experience, and 5 military deferments, approving a raid that was deemed too risky by the previous administration, all so he could gain a little political capital. Dude couldn’t even be bothered to make an appearance in the…

Lisa Turtle totally would have driven one of those.

I don’t know what that means, but you can own one of these coins for the low price of $39.99!

And all it took was a small million dollar loan, and a $200 million inheritance from his daddy. What a success story!

Yep, and a terrible one, at that. http://www.newsweek.com/2016/08/12/donald-trumps-business-failures-election-2016-486091.html

I actually remember that. I feel like that 90's graphic is today’s fake fender air vents.

Actually I didn’t. Stole it from a movie review of “Pixels.”

Urge to kill, rising. RISING.

I feel like you and me could hang out.

That squiggly graphic down the side fills me with an inexplicable white-hot pants-shitting rage. I can’t believe someone looked at that and said “Yep, that looks fantastic. Where do I sign?”

Hillary would have been in the situation room. Trump was asleep, after a big dinner with friends.