Isn’t that contrary to the point of this article?

Huh, so Richard Simmons HAS had sex with at least one woman.

Excellent point, glad someone is taking this seriously.

OK, we get it, you guys are the Deadspin guys who are familiar with drugs. Star each other and get it over with. You all and the Deadspin lawyer guys should all fuck each other.

Great story, you have a gift for writing about assholes. Because you are one!

Their soccer coverage is usually just a video clip, that Billy moron couldn’t string three interesting sentences together if his life depended on it

I’d think people that watch the crap on Bravo, and probably some of the other channels, might not even notice a difference — still mostly whining little bitches, and no real plot development.

It’s a smaller world than we realize, I figure it’s 50-50 that she hears about this amazing post!

Great story, thanks!

When I read stuff like this, I inevitably wonder why the harassee doesn’t say, fuck you assholes.

Why do you think fruit flies have a short attention span, and sorry about your counter space Miss Condescension Pants.

This is like when Matin Lawrence fought Tommy Hearns!

This is huge, keep us a breast.

Dude, let the police handle it!

Well, most people that go to O’s games live closer to DC anyway. None of them live IN Baltimore.

It’s not really a controversy, I’ve been listening to the radio all day in D C and I’m watching the game now and it hasn’t even been mentioned. Deadspin, though — cut and paste some quotes, call it a controversy, go back to watching tv.

I’d have an easier time getting outraged about this if it were presented in a way that made the slightest bit of fucking sense. But — Oh Gawker.

Don’t let the facts get in the way, this guy knows everything.

Eh, we all know this. But this is Deadspin, where white guys get indignant about stuff they really don’t care about, so IMG gets canonized.

Great story, thanks!