IF he was like that, but he is not. Enjoy your seat on the bandwagon, though.

He’s actually a great guy, and I’m an atheist. But this is Dickheadspin, keep in mind.

You’re right, but this is Deadspin.

Who’s on third?

This is huge. Hopefully, it means that some time in the next 20 years there will be some vague information released about some matches in the 1950s that I’ve been skeptical about. Thanks, Deadspin, you rock!

I know that Haisley basically just does photo captions for minor sports, but everything he does sucks.

I’m pretty doubtful that anyone posting on Deadspin has done time. Unless there was as Asshole Prison, then pretty much everyone. Led by Paisley Billy, the soccer guy, of course.

Great story, too bad it didn’t come out closer to when this happened, when it might have made a difference. But this is Deadspin, always a year or so behind.

So the car driver wasn’t wearing pants? To me, that’s an issue...

Geek fight!

Great coverage, please keep us abreast. This is really important, and, don’t worry, coverage like this from Deadspin doesn’t make us think that you all would really rather be working for ESPN and are haters. Please promise me you don’t think that!

Dude, check out draftkings, those guys are making a fortune.

The hair of that guy in the pic reminds me of what a douche/asshole/pussy Billy Haisley is.

But aren’t people commenting on the hijacking guilty of perpetuating the hijacking, which, if true, makes you worse than him, and your tone is so arrogant, that I’m sure you’re douchier that the poor Pirates guy. Also, fuck the Cubs and their pajama parties.

OK, I think I’m finally starting to understand these articles: Guy with a lot of cars and money and the writing skills of a precocious 10th grader takes his cars to different places with the intention to make people at these places seem dumb, but finds out these people aren’t that dumb, nor particularly impressed by…

Not too much could have been worse than reading that, IMHO.

This is true, no doubt.

Lindsay must be the GM’s new sidechick.

I wish Jayson Werth would just focus on baseball. This kind of arrogance is what has doomed the Nationals’ season.

Amazon, dammit!