Even this will not get you laid, loser.

Good summary, you should have your own show.

He was like the Gawker of robots — hurting, brainless, attention for attention sake, and ugly.

Yeah, I remember.

No worries, its just Deadspin.

He’s definitely birofricative, that I know.

Though this does little for your likeability either.

I, uh, smell Pulitzer!

All this would not have happened if Chrissie Hynde had happened to be around at the time, but I think she was in Ohio.

Griffin has blocked all the doors with Sorentos, I hear.

Meanwhile, the Brewers game is going as planned at The Miller Park. The Fenway Park is dark tonight.

Cool that a game this big was the highest scoring soccer game ever.

A meat thermometer should help a lot. I’m old, and I can’t really deal with all the fancy, bluetooth connected ones. But a regular meat thermometer works just great, when you get to 200 degrees, you are done. Don’t get discouraged when the temp is 170 for like four hours, if you wsit it out, you’ll taste the magic.

You are correct, I was there Monday (margarita Monday!), and it was the best day of the year so far. (Actually, BQ in Scottsdale, but YES!)

Frankly, this makes all of us look a little silly.

Way to use the word “cowardly.” The pronouns need some work, though.

Oh yeah, I remember this, it’s been all over sports media today.

In other sports, that would be called a really bad play, right?

I assume that once someone else, probably multople parties, finds out more about the reason for this, you’ll cut and paste and link for us, right? Gracias!

Lol, that’s some cleverness adding the “eh,” because Canada. You are truly a talentless hack, and likely a big douchebag. Or a skinny little fuck douchebag.