This is the best. I am in love with them both.

Chase is a friend of my friend’s husband. He was at their wedding a while back aaaand rumor around the room was him selling prescription drugs in the bathroom. Cannot confirm, but I have never got a good vibe from him.

I like you. I’ll just leave my thoughts about this article here:

Tell your “friend” that was a damn satisfying revenge story.

you make me hungry

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

You seem annoyed she is not following your thought process on having children. A 47 year old woman leaving open the option of having children is a weird thing to get worked up about.

To be fair, she always seems like she is being SUUUUUUPER fucking sarcastic in those Aveeno commercials.

So? So she should shut up and be thankful that a hypothetical could become a reality for her? I really don't get this comment. Celebrities bitch about a lot of things but her point is that she's being defined by motherhood or marriage or ex marriage. She's not allowed to bring attention to that?

I’m not sure I can agree that water and lotion are things that set unrealistic beauty standards, but perhaps there are endorsements I’m not aware of?

Now let’s all be great feminists and talk about what a shitty career she has had and she’s not really that pretty anyway and also HOW COULD SHE EVEN MENTION having a child at 47?! Talentless, unattractive, AND entitled.

Loved this!!!

As much as I am annoyed by Aniston’s continued unearned presence in the public eye (though she seems likeable enough), I’ve got to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. While a pregnancy and natural birth, though probably still possible, is not likely, she may be thinking of adoption. I mean, she didn’t say,…

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

Yes, I may become a mother some day

I thought the same thing, and am glad she provided no details.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

I'm always put off by the over-groomed look myself.

Thank you for being clear in what actually happened. I found out what happened early Saturday morning and the way the story is being covered by many outlets today is incredibly misleading and clearly click bait. I’ve always known I shouldn’t read comments but these articles have really brought that point home. I…

also i haven’t recovered from this yet