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I find it particularly insidious that they claim this thing cures things that have NO treatment - for example, endometriosis - or cure things that are SO emotionally loaded - for example, infertility. Preying on people in vulnerable positions.

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

I agree with you. It is a wonderfully written book. But people don’t seem to understand that he ruins the child’s life. Quite literally. There is nothing sweet or tantalizing about it.

Football players make millions because people pay billions to watch football. Nobody pays a dime to go watch the cheerleaders at a football game because they’re an unnecessary accessory, just like the pretzel vendor.

NFL “cheerleaders” aren’t even real cheerleaders. They don’t follow the action, direct appropriate cheers or do any sort of routines that involve talent. They writhe, wiggle and shimmy, that’s it. They exist to comfort NFL fans lest they start to wonder why they’re so emotionally attached to large burly men in spandex

Interesting that this shot is cropped at her waist, as opposed to how a head shot is usually cropped - you know, like a head shot.

One step. BUT THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF. As a professional dancer myself, NO ONE WANTS TO PAY YOU. It’s so frustrating especially bc sports players make millions. Cheerleading and dance are a SPORT and actually have just as many injuries (if not more) than football. UGHHHHHHH-who has an ativan?

Why does it need a person to cut up the fruit? Isn’t that what the claws and teeth are for?

Yeah, this sounds like a portrait of a great housepet.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

I always think it’s funny when my friends do this. When they’re dating the guy, he’s the BEST in bed! He has the biggest dick, makes them orgasm a gazillion times a night, etc. Once they break up though, all of the sudden his penis size was barely average and the only time she came was when she pulled out the vibrator

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.

Not sure what you call Catholic school 7th-8th grade football, but I took a facemask to my gut from a teammate and I couldn’t get up. Trainer came over and said it was a “bruised stomach”. I then walked home from practice about a mile away, not being able to stand up straight. My mom saw me, told her it was a bruised

He didn't realize what a shit bag he was being. Just an authentic shit bag.

I love football, but have a harder and harder time just vegging out and watching it like a big dumb baby than I used to the more and more this information comes out. You watch a guy like Antonio Brown go ragdoll from a helmet hit, and it’s hard to ignore the CTE elephant in the room.

It’s so weird how every body is different - I’m petite, 5 foot 2, and still fit all my regular clothes. I have a very slight bump, but not enough that if you didn’t know I was pregnant you would even notice. I lost so much in the first trimester that at this point, I’m only half a pound over where I started.

I hate the fact that I get worried when my girlfriend goes out with her female friends to a bar.

Why I’m scared in elevators:

“Why do girls travel in packs when they go to the bathroom?”

We’ve had it etched and engraved into our minds since our parents first started dropping us off at the movies or at the mall that we absolutely always need to stick together with our girlfriends no matter what, even when we go to the bathroom, because the

Ugh I just told my mom about this and let her listen to the Louis CK bit about how brave women are for dating men, and she said, “Not all men are like this though” and I said “Well if I’m holding a revolver to my head that only has one bullet I’m not going to pull the trigger because not all cartridges have a bullet