That’s funny, because just last night I was watching Mad Max with my husband, when he suddenly looked down at my belly and was like “uh, are you allowed to be watching this?” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why are we so paranoid about what pregnant women see?

85% of the time that I’ve looked up Sephora products at amazon they are listed for either the same price or higher, and sold through third parties so not eligible for free prime shipping.

Do you use the sugar lip polish/exfoliator from Fresh? I love it. Cold, dry weather? Dehydrated? Whatever. My lips are soft and can take even applications of whatever product. (including my NARS lip pencil.)

You purchased a lipstick?

Amazon is also full of old and counterfeit merchandise.

This makes me feel better after spending over $200 on Nars makeup yesterday.

This news pleases me, and allows me to feel slightly better about my Sephora addiction. Sephora Flash is every bit as dangerous as Amazon Prime, dammit.

my liver can’t take it anymore

Based on @MegynKelly’s vagina she should not be allowed to be a moderator of the next debate.

People who put Sriracha on Mexican food are the worst.

Cholula is my favorite for most Mexican food. In fact, there are like 9 varieties of hot sauce in my house, each for different cuisine. Tabasco goes on breakfast foods. Frank’s goes on pizza and wings (and, occasionally, fried tofu.) Sriracha goes on fish and vegetables. My system is perfect, y’all.

I get your point but we need to stop invoking rape to defend a woman’s right to an abortion. Most women who get abortions are not victims of rape and incest. And that’s fine. Every woman who has a reason they don’t want to have a baby has a good reason.

“the probably gestational age of the unborn child,”

ESPECIALLY FUCK the fact that the law gets to ignore facts and replace them with “facts”

Living well is the only revenge worth having.

Lot’s of cheaters have to demonize the betrayed as a way to shift blame from themselves. Think about it, if that person is so horrible, so terrible, so awful, then they are deserving of being left. It’s easier to blame the ex-spouse than to look in the mirror and see a person who cheated, lost their integrity and blew…

I don’t know. I just cannot really get over or understand a father with 600 million leaving his children less than a million each. It is an atavistic reaction, I know; nothing to do with rational thinking. But it must be heartbreaking.

I can’t laugh at Tori Spelling; I no longer remember the details about her feud with Candy Spelling but credit card debt is agonising, and with three children, I can imagine that it adds up pretty fast. More to the point, to be disinherited or pushed out of a 600 million dollar inheritance would be painful on so many…

Understandable...I keep calling his daughter Noxycontin