I sure hope Dude’s not doing this to run for president.

I’ve been thinking about calling all of them each time I need to make a decision re: my laydee bits; for permission ofc. Imagine if every female in the country did so each time a tampon needed changing.

This is also why an Olive Garden can have 20+ white people queuing outside for a table, whilst across the parking lot an Indian restaurant with astonishing low prices & excellent food, with 50% of diners at any given time being of South Asian descent, can have half their tables empty.

My spouse always says the winning lotto ticket line. If i could cringe any harder each time he does it, I’d turn inside out.

At 5’4” size 12, I starved myself down to 115 in college (from a hefty 125 in HS). I still barely fit a size 9/10. I have never been a 6 in my life. Dem bones, man.

Which actually makes it more like the third movie than they think, now, since even Bridget no longer looks like Bridget?

I'm like, holy shit, has it been five years already? Damn.

Not only that, but most decent artists have their stuff put up on the crazy internetted place! dumbasses.

So, if I wanted to be the town clerk I could refuse to issue hunting/fishing licenses (in Maine) due to veganism? Awesome.

I was kinda hoping it would be cocaine like when Seth Green ate his booger. But OMG. O. M. G.

Laura Dern in Dolly/Farrah hair.

Absolutely. I hate coats, and I didn't lose a damned thing walking around campus in all those sub-zero days this winter.

Totally had to scroll far too long before finding the gifs. Thank you. (It's that smile does me in. And dance, obvs.)

I wonder if he can be sued for the loss of residuals by all impacted?

I’ll also add to the “Thanks for this” piece! My whole timeline is full of wonderful father stuff, and I just kinda scratch my head... I can’t even imagine what it would be like to be a Daddy’s Girl. I cannot stand my father; he was emotionally/physically abusive to me and is a narcissistic asshole. Honestly, I always…

Doesn’t get any more Oxy White Saviour in Moron Blackface than this.

Except, unlike in your parallel example, you carried the stuff in, it wasn’t brought to you? So maybe carry it out...

HAAAA. I wonder if one of these was the plagiarised Turner piece?! Her narcissism knows no bounds.

On my way home via NYC/BOS. Definitely stopping!

My hubby's a Kiwi. If there are good meat pies in Boston, he will be thrilled!! I may take them frozen up to Maine!