This happened to my sister! Her in-laws decided to have their anniversary party the same day as her wedding—after it, because his brother was up for the wedding & gee, convenient! So my sister had to pretty much abandon all of us before the reception was over to go to their party after her wedding.

KISMET. It made me really happy seeing that tweet.

OMG THIS:

Do it! You just gotta.

I thought I was alone! Her line delivery is SO crap. Her male counterpart is Bill Paxton, but I suspect I’m alone in this. Neither can deliver a line of dialogue that doesn’t pull me the hell right out of a film every time they speak.

Gladys or Abner?

To be fair, I think it’s in the best interest of the human race that this icky scrote not be allowed to produce/parent anything beyond the embryonic stage.

Why is Adam Sandler.

Exactly This. She turned down marriage to a gay guy on high principles regarding her own happiness, and could stop working immediately to travel on her own if she wished. Thinking she’d toss it in for a brief encounter when Roger was already willing to step up & accept Kevin sort of plays in to stereotype that she’s a…

Thanks for posting the link. I was just about to mention the Daily Mail had some super pics.

I'm so sad there's no post for If There Be Thorns! It's so hilariously dreadful!

Yeah. On one of the super deluxe cd packs there is an early version of it with Brandy.

In a Denny’s at this very moment. Am concerned for my safety & now keeping a close eye on the booth of old ladies nearby.

Marketing department with 30 people, 4 men, in an office which also had sales and accounting departments (most of those folks whom I didn’t know). I got called into my boss’s office for one of my many lectures. This time, I was called out because someone had complained that i was not being friendly enough and didn’t…

She's a Big Name Fan who already had a gigantic ego. I imagine Tinseltown still doesn't understand fic fandom, so had NO idea what they were unleashing.

That dude thought Swift really meant EAT BABIES, too.

You know, no matter how I train, those first two miles off my bike at the start of the run KILL. How do you race?

The ego of a Big Name Fan™ already knows no bounds. Add a legit published shit piece of fanfic, movie, and a bucket of money? Mushroom Cloud of Ego into the atmosphere.

Exactly THIS.

Exactly THIS.