(seems like that maybe should’ve been the focus of the article?)

When I die, I want my remains scattered at Mar-R-Largo.

As much as we all like to dunk on him, he’s right about this.

This whole timeline is a fucking head scratcher.

Uh... That really makes him sound like a cult leader.

jokes aside, what happened with Richard Jewell is truly one of the saddest things in American history.

The fact that the author’s name is Karen really is the chef’s kiss in all of this racist mess.

“Christian fiction” - Well, there’s a redundant phrase.

I know to some Ryan Reynolds is awesome, and people like Deadpool and he has fun feuds with Hugh Jackman, etc. but I listened to an interview with him on Smartless podcast with Jason Bateman, Will Arnett and Sean Hayes and I have to say Ryan Reynolds is boring AF. I just don’t get it. And he’s not that good looking.…

If this freaks out fence-sitters enough that they’ll get vaccinated, I’m all for it.

I’ve called her Bland Mumbly for years. Her popularity mystifies me, but people are clearly buying whatever she’s selling.

Kanye is literally living in a stadium and walks around with pantyhose on his head. Every now and then, he thinks he’s God.

Gotta love how Britney Spears has been under conservatorship for 13 years while Charlie Sheen, Johnny Depp and Kanye West (amongst many other examples) were never even close to getting the same treatment.

“I’d explored all my options. I tried to leave. I tried to look for anyone who’s around,” she recalled.

While 14 year old black boys are seen as “Men”. And 22 year old white rapists are “promising boys”.

After losing her job I guess she decided there’s more money in Klanning than rebuilding her life. She’s almost over-qualified for the GOP ticket now.

We’re in much worse shape that we should be because too many haven’t followed the CDC’s medical advice.  That’s a grave tragedy.  Which medical authority do you think we should all follow?

Take this shit to Facebook.