Is it me or have there been a lot fewer posts on Jez lately?

Can we please please please stop making reality tv? Please?

Looks like backstreet abortions will be coming back, for women who can’t afford to drive or fly to where abortions are still legal.

Wow....

Should never have been let out of jail. The sabotage of the electroplating facility was a terrorist act.

Any other colour and he’d have caught a terrorism charge for that. Incredible.

Fucking Texas.

Oh, those? They’re for dancing.

Of course she fucking is. Ugh, but thanks. If there’s anything that Jesus was entirely fucking clear about, it’s that we should feed the motherfucking hungry.

Engagement/marriage speculation is so exhausting and pointless, but yes I imagine at least 80% of it is created by older generations who have been brainwashed into believing marriage is a necessary milestone for a “real” relationship. I’ve been with my partner for well over a decade, we have properties and a child…

I’m sure that in the end the couple will do what is best for remaining in the news.

I try not to go to Walmart if at all possible, but living in a rural area in Missouri they literally have taken over everything. I mean, it’s impossible to find some things like vacuum bags anywhere else, because they’ve either 1) driven all the small shops out of business or 2) small shop owners retire and no one…

This was a very sad upvote.

Oh sure, Amazon seems fine now, but how long until we start getting reports of Black people in Texas getting shot or arrested for taking (their own damn) packages!?!

“ I bet the Green Book entry for retail electronics there is just “Amazon.com” scribbled into the margin.”

If they really do have the receipts, Wal Mart be fucked.

It’s Texas. Not sure how good a choice Target is either. I bet the Green Book entry for retail electronics there is just “Amazon.com” scribbled into the margin.

Has anyone bothered to offer JK Simmons cuz he would kill as host. 

If the guest hosting spots were the “auditions” that everyone has been treating them as, Buzzy should have gotten the full-time gig. I wouldn’t be upset if LeVar got the job, but he was easily in the bottom half if I had to rank solely by their performance as guest host.

Except Jennings tweeted that shit when he was 40.