‘member when Bush gave Angela Merkel an unsolicited back rub?

No one offered to let von der Leyen sit on their lap? Progress!

Considering the high number of pregnant women murdered in the US, in many cases to avoid paying child support, this new law may provide an additional motive, unfortunately.

And you have to assume that a less assertive customer would have just gone with what looked like the “better” of those two terms.  The whole dealer model just needs to go away. 

How else are people making $10 an hour going to afford 50k suvs?

Not sure I would call that a swimsuit. Those labia covers on a string are not really attractive (in my opinion) on anyone - influencer or otherwise. 

Acted responsibly during an unprecedented international pandemic.

I hear you. I received my vaccine by happy accident, but since my state opened up eligibility last week trying to secure an appointment for my SO has been a full time job. Luckily we got him one for tomorrow only just in the suburbs of our city, so it’s nice to know that my dedication has paid off. However, I can NOT…

My state opened up vaccination to everyone over the age of 16 last Friday, and trying to get an appointment is driving me insane. I constantly have a bunch of pharmacy tabs open, refresh them over and over, and the rare occasion that I see an appointment slot open it’s no longer available as soon as I try to sign up…

What a fucking breath of fresh air (see what I did there?). It’s amazing the difference in competency from the previous administration to this one. Literally life saving.  

Could be challenge coins. They’re real popular with law enforcement.

I am actually very happy with his replacement, though she is certainly not the headline-grabbing type.

The messaging here should be about patriotism and civic duty. Those who avoiding doing/paying their fair share should be branded as un-American. No U.S. jurisdiction should provide safe harbor for individuals or corporations looking to evade their obligations to the communities that have made them prosperous, and to…

When will the Dems EVER learn that the other side plays by an entirely different set of rules? Did we win when Franken resigned?

Silly rabbit. Resignations are for Democrats.

Not familiar with the humor of Yogi Berra? 

I know several couples who are childless but are super into Disney. Like, living in the Midwest and visiting the Magic Kingdom multiple times a year. It’s just.......strange.

“Still in jail, huh, honey? Too bad. Did I mention the room service at the resort? I did? Well, we get room service. And we went on all your favorite rides, twice, because you couldn’t be with us and it made us feel close to you. In a way where you weren’t actually there.”

On the plus side, the rest of the family went on to enjoy a four-day overbearing-Dad-less vacation of a lifetime!

“In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.”