Thanks Barbara , hopefully we can get back to ...the way we were.

I assume you just mis-wrote this, but Mario was a good guy. His son, Andrew, not so much.

I thought barf bag was finished. :(

Oh good Jezeus! All I’ve read is the headline and I may need to drink heavily in hopes of blotting it from my memory. I don’t think I can actually stomach reading this piece.

I’m still worried about nuclear war, but my child knows to shout “Get thee behind me, Satan” to anyone coming near him with a Bible and spewing bastardized Salvation messages.

My partner and I were talking last night about how there are still adults out there that believe in Noah’s ark and virgin births and people turning into pillars of salt. And then I thought of all the things we need to do as a society that need scientific discourse, and I got a bit depressed.

My eventual conversion to a sort of spiritual atheism took me about 20 years, starting in my teens. I no longer believe in god as a figurehead, but rather a sort of energy that connects us all. It’s been incredibly freeing and feels more moral and loving than anything any church I ever went to as a kid taught me.…

Given the labor conditions in sneaker factories, I’m sure most sneakers come with a drop or more of human blood.

Dunno about any of my atheist sisters and brothers out here, but shit like this is always hilarious to me. Up until a fanatic like Pence or Noem start pushing laws.

I’ve always firmly believed that if your faith is easily threatened by a moment in pop culture, then your faith was never a strong faith to begin with. 

All these prim fuckers just out there looking to get offended. I would know nothing about these shoes if not for the multiple headlines this morning about this specific beef.

See; what you don’t understand is that due to her assault, she must be biased.

Putting this out there to Jesus, Buddha, Spongebob, or whatever deity actually exists and is listening: Please let this old fucker just keel over before 2024. Please and thank you. There’s a soul in it for you if you make it happen!

They chose to get married at Mar a Lago. They deserve worse.

It would be one step further along his road to abject humiliation that I will be here for. 

What’s next, the county fair circuit? Cripes, this is pathetic.

Can you image wanting to have your wedding at Mar a Lago?

That toad knows no sense of, well anything, but himself. Moron seeking attention regardless of who it impacts.

If you still believe a word this guy says, please take a flying leap off of something tall.

I didn’t understand what he meant either as I’m sure he thought he was being witty.