Don't dress it up with a pretty name, call it what it is: Fart kindling.

They lost to Michigan this year. I'd say that they didn't need any help from the NCAA.

"What do you call this drink Jon?"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

Shoulda waved Gordon home

Batman is not a super hero. Batman is a rich guy with a really weird hobby.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Superman is a really dumb superhero.

Just wonderyng.

Are you a Fliers fan?

Never drink Mad Dog 20/20 that's been sitting in the back window of a car in the Florida sun at Daytona Speedway infield.

But it's gross.

I won't even drink free Miller Light.

C'mon, get out! I can't see her. Move! Do you even understand why we're in this pool?

a plastic grocery bag and a rubber band (or two). Worked wonders waaay back when I was in a dorm

"You're welcome." —Cutty

I vote to move #12 down the list a few spots after last night.

More than anything else, this demonstrates under the new wild card format there's a vas deferens between squeezing into the playoffs and being stuck on the outside.

You just weren't very good, homie. If you started the 360 while doing something else, like a jumping attack, you could pull it off pretty easily. Also, I'm pretty sure that was a level two final atomic buster from Street Fighter Alpha, which was two 360s and two punch buttons. What's that, go back to kotaku, nerd. OK,…

They should suspend him without pay.