I absolutely hate the Patriots, like any sane, non-living-in-Boston-area individual. I can’t stand that smug prick Robert Kraft, and I absolutely abhor Tom Brady, who looks like he should be a Justin Bieber roadie more than an NFL QB.

Something about a deer leg. You don't want to know

Several players on AV and Sunderland could make the Lions 53 man roster

This post is the reason kinja was invented

It appears to me that the shot of Rey crying is over a body that is distinctly very hairy. Look on the right side of the frame. Big long wookie type hairs sticking out. Is it just me?

Why should this matter to me? Or anyone else who reads stuff on the internet

Or maybe he doesn’t fund Doom’s research, and chooses Reed and Co. instead, and that makes Doom into his normal crankypants. Either way, you just developed a premise for a F4 movie that doesn’t suck. It probably took you 30 seconds.

Adam Schefter reporting: sources within the hospital nearest DogFisterAcePitcher’s home are confirming a belly full of white dog crap

Actually, Samer, the correct phrasing is “well meme’d, friend”

For a not so special occasion fruity tasting beer, may I recommend Short’s Soft Parade. I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of it, but I rarely see reviews of Michigan based beers on here (today’s entry notwithstanding), so not sure if you’ve tried it.

Hope all you want, but the Halos will always get their free agents, for the same reason they got Poo Hole and Hamilton: they have a fuckton of money, and they throw it away like it is covered in Ebola

Pulls down pants; grabs lube

Man, Heroes was bad.

Well god damn it if that didn't slap me right in the feels