Man it is great to be a Sparty fan right now.

My worst idea ever for a cocktail:

And the baseball way as well. There's no more American sport. Half the guys are fat, you spend most of the game sitting, standing around, eating, or chewing tobacco. And then the clubhouse has free beer afterwards. My God what a life

I will attempt, since I do this all the time on a charcoal grill.

+1,000,000

+1 Filed to: Boning

If you think that's the most excruciating thing you've ever seen, then you obviously haven't seen that video from inside the elevator that I have also never seen.

That Zangief spinning piledriver move was impossible to pull off. Of course the computer always did it to you several times per match. And of course it would incite me to give my super nintendo controller a spinning piledriver as well.

just saw him a few weeks ago. These guys are fucking great, still. Fantastic musicianship, TP's voice still holding up, they play what you want to hear, and really know how to work a crowd. If you have a chance to see Petty, especially at an outdoor venue, in the summer, don't miss it. This guy ain't gonna be around…

Yet here you are, commenting in an article about iOS. When your friends buy new cars do you tell them how much better yours is? When you eat out at a restaurant do you summon the chef to tell her that you could have cooked the striped sea bass better? You seem to be a perfect example of the new reverse hispterism of…

I would love to try a baked egg for breakfast. Trouble is, you posted this at 12:30pm, and I have already crammed 3 fried eggs, two pieces of whole wheat toast, and half a brick of muenster into my esophagus.

She's just making the same face Vikes fans do when her husband takes the field

Jesus christ. Fucking saddest comment I've read in years

P.S. Any and all punishment of Roger Goodell will be doled out by Roger Goodell. All appeals of said punishment will be heard by Roger Goodell.

My guess is that Goodell and the Ravens brass come to some sort of backdoor deal, and the Ravens deactivate him.

I wouldn't expect that you would just eat dry cereal and not drink anything. Grabbing a carton of milk to go with your handful of cocoa puffs is not a bad idea. Unless you live in San Diego, that is

Am I the only one who thinks that Frosted Flakes is a terrible choice for handheld cereal snacking? I mean I'm sure we all agree about the best, Cocoa Puffs, but Frosted Flakes, while an above average in-bowl-with-milk cereal, seems like shit tier handheld. He could have at least stepped up his game to Apple Jacks or…

1. Fries veal cutlets

+2 extra +1 for touche

I prefer this one