Bake it with some ground italian sausage and tomato sauce, cover it with mozzarella, and that’s a goddamn good meal.

Absolutely. Stuff totally interferes with the ketchup later on anyway.

When the topic first came up, I stood on the sidelines quietly, because who am I, among anyone, to judge? But you brought it up again, and I can remain silent no longer. If you season a quality cut of steak with anything beyond a few grains of salt and pepper, you’re a fucking asshole. I don’t care if you call me a…

George Clinton and Air Dog

It’s The Glove and Shawn Kemp you homer. Everyone knows that.

As a user who ignores both soccer and hockey, I will ask who the fuck are Harry Kane and Steven Stamkos?

I was always partial to Drexler and Porter personally

BOOMSHAKALAKA

Still Chris Mullin and Tim Hardaway.

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Punishment incoming!

90s rock band

My McLaren does one-fifty-five. I lost my license, now I don’t drive.

I love golf, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I prefer to walk the course, but often that is not an option. I golf once a year (for the past 5 years) but I’d golf 36 holes or more every goddamn day if I was able to. Golf is awesome.

It could have gone worse for the Lada.....

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

He seemed to be enjoying SCPD’s elite crowd control.

Mr. Lahey?

In high school, I used to snort coke on the mirror.

Yeah, a bad serpentine belt can lead to a dead battery.