I remember thinking just out of high school that, just like Springer, this was the start of something great. But then several changes of major in college landed me at a career choice made based on a ‘eh, there’s worse things’ point, I discovered that ‘greatness’ required effort that I wasn’t willing to give, I made a…

Oh, sweet tapdancing Christ.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

Depends on how cool the shit is. What if it’s fossilized dinosaur shit? That’d be interesting.

20 years later, fish sees man struggling to stay afloat in stream, pushes him to shore, and gives him a wink before swimming away to spawn.

If I were a graduate of College of the Ozarks this is where I’d mail back my BSci in Advanced Squirrelin’ in disgust.

I can’t speak to the legitimacy of the Bennett photo, but I do know this picture is real and it pisses me off. Really, though, we all kind of secretly knew.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Leave the SUV out of this, they could tow a mower with a wagon.

“Jerry Rodshoffer. 945 Summit St.

Brian that summer, pictured:

My brother chipped my tooth when we were teenagers because I was giving him crap while beating him in Diddy Kong Racing. But I got him back. I’m married with three kids, and all he has is that he’s dead from an automobile accident. I miss him, though.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Fuckin’ jesus is out here ruining everything.

A) neither one of them, Lonzo or Lavar, has a shoe deal. Making your own shoe isn’t a “deal” it’s a production line.

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?

(Actually, this would be amazing. Trump steps into the Rose Garden for a press conference, and Beverley is immediately in his face, bumping him, swatting his stupidly long tie from behind, defending the mic...)

Or maybe he likes to use his/her brain, and would like to read an article about science without references to ancient fairy tales that have nothing to do with anything in the article in particular or reality in general.