Despite the claims of his attire, he really doesn’t seem to be in the mood to take BS.

“Since testing began in 1994, this group of dogs is the first and only to test positive for any prohibited drugs”.

THEYRE STILL GOOD DOGS LAUREN! THEY WERE DOING THEIR BEST

Sting’s solo work was the type of music you’d play when you were trying to finally fuck a woman on the 4th date because Sting’s solo work was the type of music a woman who didn’t fuck until the 4th date would like.

Not this guy...

I remember the time I showed up my co-worker by doing a dance after I successfully printed a document 2-up. He responded by drilling me in the ribs with a stapler for disrespecting the sanctity of the copier.

You know not the forces you have called upon.

Temecula sound good?

You’re greycist!

#notallgreys

Oh sure, blame all of us greys!

A tangent about the “leaving the bench” rule—it decimated the Pistons in the game following the Malice at the Palace, turning a Detroit-Charlotte match-up I went to a few days after into a very weird double-OT thriller. Smush Parker started! Lindsey Hunter played 40 minutes! Back-to-back Rasheed Wallace 3s tied the…

You need to trade mark that title immediately.

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

Time to bust out this baby again:

Well, thats the last time I’ll ever give a kid credit for anything.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

Weather-Tech bed liner isn’t bomb-proof or armor.

Definitely not bomb-proof or even bomb-resistant. It doesn’t appear to have any armor. Weather-Tech bed liner isn’t bomb-proof or armor. The square sides will turn into Swiss cheese without deflecting any shrapnel. It’s sides and windows need to be slanted at a pretty good angle to allow bullets, shrapnel, RPGs etc to…