Big Lebowski II

So this story was

Serves him right for wearing an Acetony Romo jersey

And ... you just gave the poor guy another burn.

When referring to ocean-going vessels the term is “listing.”

Because the genie is being detained in Gitmo. Come on. Somebody with those powers from that region was never going to be allowed back into the real world.

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed, did we?

My 20 year old Volvo scoffs in the face of such advice. I find I can cure most any fault on the car by driving it, slowly and in the passing lane, and never using the turn signal.

Says, “This one never gets old” ::posts grainy East Bloc truck footage with Depeche Mode soundtrack::

“Seriously, did they just zap a pound of blood out of him or something?”

The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

Is the plane exploded? Y/N If “N”>Not A Screw Up.

I would of given you a star but it’s “Oompa loompa Doompety doo”, I couldn’t get over that.... Otherwise, well done.

“He’s either going to hit the ball somewhere or walk or strike out.”

I really think Torch and Stef fixing this old VW would make a great piece for Car vs America. Especially if they did it in my backyard in Colorado while I sat on the porch murmuring encouragement, sipping coffee.

I was most impressed by the attendance. The Barn was packed.

Imagine if a NFL team had 6 Super Bowl appearances in the last 7 seasons, and won 4 of those. Or a MLB team with the World Series.

Ahmet then threatened to mow the fucking lawn, take out the goddamn trash, and to remember to not be an asshole and leave the fucking toilet seat up. The other rival manager nodded his head and agreed to the deal.

Pigeons just want to have fun.