Which branch of the military is the NFL?

you’re just salty that little stand took yer job

Seems like fitting revenge for zebras everywhere.

AND WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH GRAPE NUTS?! YOU OPEN IT UP, NO GRAPES, NO NUTS!

[Citation Needed]

It’s an adhesive. Way too many urethane bumper covers.

Property taxes do not equal HOA, sorry.

His Great-Grandfather was Kurt Baron von Schoder, a politically connected far-right German financier who’s influence paved the way for Hitler to be appointed Chancellor in 1933.

You don’t think he’s going to read an article that his interview is being printed in? I get that you’re getting self righteous on me, but let’s be realistic here, the guy is definitely reading the comments.

First, I must confess that over the last few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is…

Three weeks. It was a beautiful three weeks, but a short time all the same. Three weeks of being best pals, late night talks in LA, the us-against-the-world camaraderie. He and LeBron were going to prove everyone wrong.

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

I used Apple Maps to get to the punchline...

Watch the video. Just do it. I usually don’t either. But watch this one.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Um... is this the first time I admire LeBron James ever? Or admire a basketball-related event?

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

He’s one day closer to the crushing inevitability of death, just like the rest of us.

Enough about the wheel, how did the little yodeling fella fare today?

Nope, too many books also. I went to the library, it was like a whole building just full of books I’ll never read. What’s even the point?