50 miles down the highway puts these cars right in the Atlantic Ocean, which is fine by me

If a person has trouble controlling a car, don’t give them a taller one! Get them closer to the ground where they have to actually look at things. Oh, and take away their phone.

This is going to be way more information than you asked for, but....

My name iss Hank Wilhelm Jr und I brought all my rowdy friends. Ja?

2. - why is this filed under Ford?

Technologically challenged? Yes.

It’s gon’ rain!

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Calvin, is that you?

If I had to guess, the team technician needed an allen wrench to tighten it. And as literally anyone can attest, you can NEVER find your fucking allen wrench set the one time a year you need it.

lolol at your paint drawing. You are so stupid

I love that Caterpillar finally has some competition in the heavy equipment sector.

The mouth said “run it up their donkey”, but the eyes say “go outside and cut your own switch”

That is SUCH a good movie.

Reminds me of secondhand Lions. Except they had a plane

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Add lightness.

He just grew a third ball.