Sparks Links was also a failed attempt by Scottish golfer and entrepreneur, Taffy McGallister, to invent a nighttime golf game involving steel clubs and golf balls made of flint. 

so many people whose musical opinions i respect insist that i should like queens of the stone age, but i seem to get angry and bored when i hear them, like everyone is playing a joke on me. they’re all in on it and no one will let on.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

as a new haole guy on the island

Smoothing out the hinges in the name of aerodynamics would be like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic to slow down the sinking.

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

Just 53 behind Ty Cobb. 32 more if he wants the NL record.

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

It’s only good for proving to Dottie that you are in fact in Texas.

I had all my golf clubs shortened for this reason.

“Hurricane Harvey is still running Texas through the ringer...”

Counterpoint: signing somebody like Andrew Wiggins and his super-replaceable 23 points a game and horrible defense to a max contract and getting nothing more than what he’s been giving so far is exactly how a team ends up saddled into mediocrity. So yeah, the Timberwolves would want him to get better. I say that as a…

I liked the folksy common sense: “Layt ‘im hev ‘t”.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

Very happy to report this checks out.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Romine really needs to drive through his shot. Good level change but poor finish against a big man.

2015 MVP Cam Newton. Jameis Winston, probably. Derek Carr. I like Tyrod Taylor at least as much as Kirk or Eli. That’s still only 16. Half the QBs are trash.

Welcome aboard. Pro tip: don’t get your hopes up.