Well, seeing as we discontinued the penny there’s a really good chance a lot of those are from us. We have a habit of sending our trash down south...

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

But but but SUBWAY PUT GROUND-UP YOGA MATS IN THEIR BREAD. And I avoid CHEMICALS in my food. And if I can’t pronounce an ingredient, it’s BAD for me.

Nah, mang. It’s going a third of the way to the moon. It’ll have “LOL, WUT?” painted on the side facing the ISS when it whizzes on by.

it’s important knowledge. She can get great titties AND a nice steak dinner with those kind of funds

I read in the Facebook comments on an NPR article about Carhenge in Nebraska. Apparently the eclipse will pass over it and open a portal to the Transformers home world. Then the battle between Auto-bots and Decepticons will spill out into out world. Again, this was in the Facebook comments on an NPR article, so I…

Now, I will assume that is what happened. Somewhere, there is someone with enough “fuck you” money and Gymkhana fantasies to try drifting a brand new Rolls into a parking spot. This could be that guy. As far as I’m concerned, this is that guy. He is living his best life.

I just watched this at least 30 times in a row and was crying laughing by the 20th time. “What the fuck, Richard?”

Still not as good as this kid:

Diana thanks for working late on a Friday to get this out. You are one of Deadspin’s greatest assets, please keep up the good work.

So stupid. And yet here I am giggling.

I remember following him around at the BC Open twenty something years ago. The back story is that he was drinking heavily, he’d be suspended from the tour soon after. He was defending champion and it’s an unwritten rule you return to defend your title. But John wasn’t having it, he tried to withdraw. The tour…

David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

Don’t forget sailing the seas of grilled cheese.

Also good for reheating your pork soda

red Primus propane cookstove

You can say that again.

The old man keeps him chained up in the back of the pickup most of the time. He’s just trying to get to the ragu festival.

not to mention, she’s also the fastest broadcaster out there.

I’ve told people this for so long! Their response; “if that ever happens, I’ll eat my shoe.”