Conor is going to counter this video with a video of him doing piroutettes on an alpaca.

“It’s still unclear why a big, floppy fish felt the urge to snack on a hairy, subterranean tunneler.”

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

The whole point of brake system is to stop the car so you don’t die. However, the drum brake system is designed like a bear trap. Any attempt at touching it will kill you thereby defeating original purpose.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

Look at how this question was setup:

Being nice to another human being even if it costs you something is not synonymous with being taken advantage of.

All of us Minnesotans today:

Wolves should be an even more fun team to watch. Towns, Rubio, Butler and Wiggins will be a good enough starting rotation to give alot of teams headaches. And Butler’s defense will help alot.

“after complaints from residents”

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

Did he apologize afterwards ?

New Combines can cost $500,000-750,000 and that’s before you even get the heads so I’d be careful when negotiating with Scott Palmer’s dad.

My sources say 227 inches tip to tail, making this $317.29 per foot. I’d enjoy confusing the seller by going in and haggling. “I’ll pay $250 a foot and not a penny more!!!!” 

$1.30 a pound. You can’t even get deli bologna for that price. Oscar Meyer on sale maybe. Neither one will be this yellow either. NP because sandwich math.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.