Would you rather sleep on concrete for a year or be kicked in the shins by someone wearing ski boots for an hour?

I’ve come up with 17.4 parsecs, but I think I forgot to carry a 1 somewhere...

I really want to see that now.

never too soon

Wish I had a “tiny” 8 ft television.

If a guy comments in the greys, and nobody’s around to read it, did he just waste his fucking time?

Wolves are 50% of the story of the draft yet everything I’ve read so far contains about 15% coverage on them and how they’re going to benefit or how much fun they’re going to be to watch next season. Even Boston is getting more attention for how they managed to NOT land Butler. I mean, I know we’re not one of the big…

Agreed. Mine broke on me while I was digging the hole for our new swimming pool. Probable for the best though, it was taking a really long time. Finished the job with my wooden mixing spoon.

Agreed. Mine broke on me while I was digging the hole for our new swimming pool. Probable for the best though, it…

How is Porsche Cayenne not on this list???

Ah. After reading again, you’re absolutely correct.

This really has nothing to do with the article, but I don’t think the wrestling analogy really works here. You have to be able to make weight in wrestling and if you want to wrestle 126 then you need to weigh no more than 126 at weigh in. So yes, there is something stopping that 170 lb wrestler from wrestling at 126.

Worth it.

Which happens to be fucking delicious. So I hope you meant that as a good thing.

Can we talk about the skills of the guy on the lower level who appears to catch the ball in his cowboy hat? No need to bring the mit to the game as long as you’ve got your Stetson I guess.

Brilliant. All of this is brilliant.

Underrated comment.

Oh. You got me. Can’t argue that.

US Bank Stadium agrees.

As the chairman of my local cornhole club, I must disagree. You see, we cornholers are a proud people and we refuse to let cretins like you besmirch our beautiful game.

You suck and cornhole is great.