It can totally be both.

I’m not sure shooting an unarmed guy from behind outside of a war zone counts as legitimate war conduct. Though obviously it’s important to keep the political context in mind.

It’s more of a feeling than a sound.

I don’t know about “daddy” but you straight people definitely appropriated “butt hurt.”

Yeah, that was bad. Especially since Trump wouldn’t be able to vote — but you know who’d be able to vote en masse? African-Americans and other marginalized groups.

If people need to be told to pick the non-idiot through whistle-stop tours and ads and baby kissing, they deserve the idiot they get.

This is the Sistine Chapel of performative wokeness.

...at least?

hmmmmm, this list is embarrassing and inaccurate. i tweeted plenty of things that were worse than the one you used.......

The only way I can enjoy “Girls”, which I truly love, is by pretending Lena Dunham isn’t a real person and avoiding all of the post-show interviews that they air immediately following each episode. The show is great, but it’s sullied whenever Dunham rants and raves about how Hannah is supposed to be relatable... She…

Literally the whole last week of her campaign was events in Michigan and Pennsylvania while Trump was going all over the map, campaigning in states like Nevada that had 2/3 of the vote already cast. Blame her for some things, but not that.

My next HBO project is a one woman show about the intersection of Harambe and rape culture in the age of Uber

pretty huge oversight

TOO LATE, it’s now official history.

It would be a very different world if the original Twitter business plan was followed: however, upyourownass.com was not available as a domain in 2006 and nobody wanted to refer to an individual posting as a “gaseous emission.”

When did Pennsylvania (falsely) get added to that list?

When compiled in one post, these bad tweets make tremendous content.

I really thought this would just be a link to Trump’s Twitter account.