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And yet we’re capable of so much more.

Well I think you’re right on both counts. Our lives are better than people’s lives have ever been, but we have weapons to destroy each other completely.

I totally agree with you. A lot of the shows seem to be about the incredible military might, incredible architecture, incredible blah blah blah. My husband is into military history stuff and he’s been eating the Hitler stuff up on Netflix lately and I’m always like, “Yeah neat plus he was a monster, right?”

I think people were telling you to fuck off because you’re being a huge asshole.

People watch the robots. The circle is round.

who is this woman

I would but in this scenario all of my energy is focused on rewatching awful tv.

Statistics?

You deserve an award for this.

I’m picturing it like the scene from Willy Wonka, but instead of stupid candy it’s all CURLY FRIES GROWING ON TREES! And the river is beer!

SOME OF US like to put truffle oil on our Exxtra Butter microwave popcorn that we pair with a pint glass of Franzia when our husband is out of town. OKAY?

It’s not the bride’s day and any bride who thinks that is an asshole.

They feel entitled b/c it’s often necessary for them to receive tips to make even minimum wage. I had a serving job once were we made like $3 an hour. In no other job is your hourly wage at constant risk based on your performance (and the kitchen’s performance) and the mood of the customer.

I don’t think that’s very hot. Loud dudes are being assholes. Babies are just being babies.

I’m always working on flights and when the seat in front of me reclines just a little it’s almost impossible to see my laptop screen or type.

Democrats now: “Trump is racist and sexist (which is bad) based on the racist and sexist words that are coming out of his mouth.”

But . . . Obama is not those things. And he has never said anything to indicate he is any of those things.

Do you understand what would happen if a woman had an abortion when she was full term? She has to GIVE BIRTH.

“You get to decide what happens to your body. That’s the extent of choice.”

Jesus Christ this thread is making my head explode. Someone downthread is saying we can just force women to have c-sections to take out like that’s no big deal . . .