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Someone already suggested "The Battery", and I'd like to VERY LOUDLY SECOND THAT.

HIS CONDOMS TRAP THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.

I was really expecting you'd have the shoot-out from Johnnie To's '"Three". Honestly one of my favorite action scenes of all time, even rivals anything John Woo's ever done.

I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER. HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF ITS VICTIMS.

Then I've done my job well….

It took your comment for me to realize that wasn't what he meant….. now I'm sad :(

LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

Woohoo, seeing Moonlight and Manchester by the Sea tonight!! And double woohoo for Huppert, easily the best performance of the year if you ask me. Not to undermine Verhoeven's brilliance, but I'd sooner call her the auteur of the film than him. Her performances shapes the whole movie like few I've ever seen.

Okay, so as a kid Maximum Carnage was pretty much my favorite comic. I'm curious what the consensus on it is these days?

Black Metal, or Black Metal inspired bands, is probably where the most innovation is happening these days. Leviathan, Blut Aus Nord, Deafhaven, Kelvertak, Wolves in the Throne Room, Agalloch….those would be my top recommendations.

Haha I think so. Reed himself said the same, so maybe Bowie was just being polite. I mean, even being the Lulu apologist I am, that's still a pretty outlandish claim.

I mean, that's kinda Lou Reed's thing. New York is basically just him telling stories over some mostly nondescript instrumentals.

Sounded like hot garbage on paper? Reed's done some pretty heavy ass
shit before, and it's been fantastic. The idea of him doing a metal
album actually had me super excited.

Guuuuys I'm serious!

Hot take: Lulu is the best thing they've done since …And Justice For All.

Yeah, here in Montreal half the bars I go to already let people smoke.
All legalization's gonna accomplish is putting my dealer out of business and taking more of my money.

Saw this over the summer, it really puts modern horror films overuse of crappy CGI to shame!

Hold on, I'll have to ask the Chinese…..

Me and a friend were up all night stoned watching movies on Netflix. Eventually it was 1 in the morning, we're plastered to the couch in a daze and don't even realize our movie is long over. Then, to our horror, this movie's trailer starts playing, sending us reeling into a nightmarish string of Mall Cop 2 flashbacks.

The flashback structure makes it sound like the Masters of Horror Episode ''Incident On and Off a mountain Road''. Except that was a mini-masterpiece.