This was masterfully written.
Oh, but wait, it gets even better!!! Try not to rage stroke when you read this.
If we lose our humor, we have become Russia
We’re on to something, there! If only we could get the brainwashed women to stop taking care of the helpless men for a week, they’d all die off like dinosaurs at a meteor shower.
Turn on fuckin’ PBS, man— their cooking shows are FREE!
These people don’t realize that they need to be reelected and they don’t have their own Kellyanne Conway. They can’t all be Trump.
You would think all those more than likely molested children would be cashing in on those million dollar book deals by now. Wonder why they’re not?
I haven’t, but I have to say, the trailer doesn’t make me want to. Those old movie musicals that they tried to imitate usually starred people who could actually sing and dance (there are exceptions, of course), not just two actors who can sing a little and took some dance lessons. I’m not a fan of movie musicals, but…
I’m rootin’ for Huppert and Viola. That’s all I care about.
You don’t know what a Boomer is. By definition, they were born in ‘45 or later.
Christie wasn’t protesting anything. He shut down a bridge for revenge, which he should be indicted for. That is nothing like people protesting for their rights or the election of a man who is dangerous for much of the country.
The thing about constant lying is that eventually you can’t tell what’s the truth. Even if Dump wanted to make a simple, factual statement, like water is wet, he can’t. It’s too ingrained in him to bob and obfuscate.
You guys just hated a black guy as President so bad there was no way you were letting a nerdy white girl get it. Don’t act like policy or “corruption” had anything to do with it.
yeah i get all that and i agree with you. and i too am angered by what they’re doing to the rest of us, but at the end of the day people are all just dumb animals with a herd mentality. people need a pack, we’re social animals. these people are being preyed on because of that, and yes they do allow that to some extent…
So just to be clear:
I don’t think you understand. She had a VAGINA. And a private email server. We really dodged a bullet here.
Sexism? The Russians? Stupidity?
Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.