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I don’t know. Sometimes I think that, but assuming Mango Mussolini doesn’t get us all killed, his election has shown the spotlight on this country’s sexism. And he is the absolute definition of a male mediocrity that fails upward due to male privilege. If he tanks, (and he will), then the polar opposite of what he is

This is why I welcome our robot overlords.

Yeah, but everyone knows that women are just liars who say anything for that sweet, sweet male attention and also don’t have the brain capacity to come up with a thought that caused by their feeeeeeeeelings.

The best part is Taiwan is saying that nope, he called them.

San Diego, here! I’ll get vaporized right quick!

No, we decided we wanted her. 2.5 million more of us wanted her. Trump got this by the flaw of the electoral college (and whatever shadiness went down in those states that he’s suing to prevent recounts in).

Wait, what’s this about him fantasizing about the power of nuclear war in Playboy?

I hope that Hil and Bill are sitting in front of their fireplace with some whiskey and fat blunts, inhaling deeply.

War with China is going to be cyberwarfare.

Nah, Orange Fascist doesn’t count as independently wealthy; he never would have gotten where he did without daddy helping him.

I HOPE SHE GETS A SCORCHING CASE OF HERPES OF THE MOUTH AND GENITALIA THAT PLAGUES HER EVERY TIME SHE’S IN FRONT OF A CAMERA!

It’s not bigoted if it’s true. And we’re telling you, from our own personal experiences, that it’s true. That most of the men that we come in contact with are actually like that. If you’re not one of those men, then great! If the men in your life aren’t like that (and I suspect that more of them are than you would

I bet some of the people on these boards who railed against Hillary for being an undercover rightwing “neoliberal” are angry white guys, who deep down really do feel like angry middle aged white guys should be catered to, because that will be them someday, if not already. And they deserve to be catered to, by virtue

It was 45% college educated white women who voted for Trump. 53% was the total percentage of voting white women.

Pick California. We’re reliably blue.

If someone had told me that Arnie was going to age into the carbon copy of Jack Nicholson, I would have thought that they were cray cray.

No joke, my narcissist mother did that very thing. She backed into an old lady and knocked her down (she was taken to the hospital and is okay), and then completely blamed the lady and felt soooooo sorry for herself that her insurance rates were going to go up because “the woman didn’t see her”.

I thought that Charlotte might be connected to Arnold somehow. Robert doesn’t seem to fuck with her, and she’s the right age to have been born before he died.

Nah, she was an LGBT+ ally that actually put her money where her mouth was.

I’ve commented this before, but I have friends who were poll-watching on election day in Ohio, and 20 people had already been turned away at one polling station, before 9:30am.