Trump’s never going to take a shower there anyway. He’ll probably fly back to Trump tower to take his weekly shower and dump in his gold-plated bathroom.

It was down for me using Safari, (which is the browser on which I’m logged into kinja) but wasn’t down using Chrome and not logged in.

Americanah was beautifully written.

(this ended up being way longer than I thought it would be)

Right? I’m curious as to what she should be doing here. Opted out of adopting a child if the child was black? Because...uh...holy shit. Not be afraid for her and realize that her white privilege doesn’t extend to her? Not try to remind her that she is beautiful and powerful in her own skin, despite living in a white…

Well, then hang on to your butt, because we very well may lose out net neutrality.

So is Bannon. The mental gymnastics he must go through to convince himself that his genes are superior...I hope he stretches, first.

They finally figured out that we’re aliens?

I wish George Carlin was still around, I’d love to hear what he has to say about our present circumstances.

They’ll still blame it on the liberals, minorities, and women. And they’ll get even angrier.

Wait....wat?

She looks so damn beautiful in that picture. Purple was definitely her color.

Me too, and I’m a white chick.

Not only is it 99% white people, but it’s 99% white people who are all drunkenly making out with each other. White people use St. Patrick’s day as an excuse to get sloppy and do sloppy things while wearing a bunch of green. That’s the whole point. The majority of the people celebrating aren’t even Catholic. Or Irish.

I think the rest of the civilized world has already realized it.

Giant meteor for 2017!

Like he’s actually going to do any work. He’s just going to pawn everything off on Pence and spend as much time as he can locked away in his gold-plated phallus tower.

Aren’t they picky about that though? Like you have to be the “right” kind of Asian to be considered intellectually superior, in their eyes. Like Ali Wong put it, “fancy Asians” vs “jungle Asians.”

Right? We’re like cockroaches and Cher.

Kanye.