Bang him with what? A softball bat?

This. If we are going to go down the path of blatant authoritarianism I want someone sufficiently maniacal. Plays piano, speaks a couple languages, preferably has a white cat or a swimming pool full of money he dives into.

No! Violence is not the answer! (run them off the road) You should call your congressperson, or write strongly-worded letters to them voicing your concerns (make them pay).

Okay, where does it say she actually tried to run him off the road instead of following him to express her opinion when he stopped his car because he wouldn’t engage with her on campus?

Republicans are the ones who are so fond of throwing around the whole “Tree of Liberty being watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants” euphemism.

The good news is that, had he sustained injuries, he would still have top notch health insurance to ease the financial burden as he recovered ...?

What she did was shitty, but I do hope it gets him to thinking about how your health can change in an instant and sometimes that instant has nothing to do with how you’ve…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

NOOOOOOOO!

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.

We haven’t reached that level yet, but I am hoping. We’re finally at the point where I can go on the deck with one of them, he doesn’t fly away.
He lands on the deck railing and then will scoot over until he can see if I am in the apartment, and then start yelling for food. Normally any meat leftovers, but they will…

He could so easily break that glass door. But that would be very rude!

I’d probably give the bear the brownies.
Earlier this week I made little turkey sandwiches for my crows.

agreed, tom recently lamented about how he doesn’t get to be hot very often.

I clicked this fully expecting it not to be THAT good (since someone else here recently pointing me toward Lil Boat’s recent video and that one was butt, sorry). But this is amazing and I’m sharing it with everyone and thank you and I’m going to watch it again now.

Zendaya’s reaction when Tom just starting wrecking shit was priceless.

Can someone please give Tom Holland all of Kendall Jenner’s modeling contracts? The man can BRING IT.

um. uh. I. oh my.

Testino, who clearly understands Jenner better than I do, suggested that her photo shoots may be less “sexual” because others regard her as a high-fashion model.

Wait. Hunter Daily Salomon is Rick Salomon’s daughter. Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s brother. Rick and Paris made the sex tape...and then her little brother dated his daughter? I know that’s not incest, but....ugh.