I love her. Her courage, her beauty, her dimples. Those dimples!

i can just imagine and that sequel is a piece of glory.

Producers of Drop Dead Gorgeous: we need an updated sequel to reflect rural Miss Mount Rose today.

She’s a gorgeous young lady and an excellent role model.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

and that baby’s name was America.

Well given the converging dates, can we then assume the seat on the International Toilet is up?

My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

I’m sure that would make the day for many of them, because this list also left out most of the weird sex fetishes out there.

i’m imagining a lot of ridic emails from men to you, madeleine.

I welcome all men to kiss my ass this morning, and every morning to come.

As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?

As a child I watched Shelley Duvall’s Fairy Tale Theater every day after school. I’m from Houston and because everyone in the south knows each other somehow, my grandfather got me her autograph for my birthday one year.

I’ve have similar conversations with people when I mention that I am autistic (I’m “passing” in many situations since I’m low support).

I was on a date with a woman and we were talking about how I take antidepressants. She asked if I’d tried “healing my depression through alternative medicine”. I told her, “no, because if I tried ‘healing my depression’ through ‘alternative medicine’ my next step would be painting the walls with my brains.” I have…

Exactly and if the shining is the only thing you know her by, you would think she was a terrible actress because Kubrick destroyed the character and turned her into. A screaming nag. The Wendy of the novel has her own agency and inner life. The Wendy of the movie is a sniveling mess.

The rise of alt-medicine in this country is seriously scaring me. I also don’t like how many people flock to doctors and are indulged with Z-paks over every little thing because that’s excessive and extremist too but there’s way too much science and evidence denying of late which makes zero sense considering it’s…