I have to go to the bathroom now and take care of something.

Shouldn't the Red Wings move the the suburbs, some place the white's feel safe, like Windsor.

Oh man I remember seeing this in the theater, and then we were in NYC for some reason and my dad bought me the Lotus from FAO Schwartz, which immediately i took in the pool at the hilton and lost all the missles that fired from the back.

Boy I'm really old, don't like, don't see the fuss. Going to watch some John Denver to clear my palate.

Favorite headline.

look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME!!!

This was the most silly piece of mutual masturbation, self-absorbed and narcissism, and you are just helping to make more such "social experiments" by publicizing it. Is this the new "living a year as X"?

And their musical tastes are awful, aside from 1Direction, they have these pop groups that just pop up out of nowhere and sell a huge amound. The guy from Jumbawamba is still being talked about.

So I went down his twitter rabbit hole and found this beauty. http://laidnyc.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/the…

I'm not gonna say that aint true, my GF is having a real problem finding my prostrate.

Oh Christ ladies, stop with the botox and face lifts already. You are beautiful each and everyone one of you, why spend money on such frivolities.

Also filters, photoshop and blur.

She can barely open her mouth with all that plastic surgery.

She is pretty with shit ton of makeup on, accenting her eyes and smooting out her skin, otherwise she is very unattractive, but then I'm old.

I think they don't know how to spell. Not really an anagram.

The cock ring is to make it appear that the cock is bigger. Evidently nudist camps are not all that laid back about size. I always assume everyone was accepting about their package, but guess I"m wrong.

Un Chien Andalou

I've seen a dead person whom I knew when I was alive,

I go on vacation for a week and they changed the design and I can't see Erin any more. Damn you Denton.

Really cause he looks like an insufferable hipster dofus to me.