The new one looks like a minivan. Irony being an actual minivan would be more useful.

Its nice to know that the middle class isn’t a thing anymore. I guess I must be rich then. Or am I poor? I can’t afford to pay for my education, so I must be poor. But I live in the suburbs?

Does the 2.8 million figure include mb fleet sales?

Wow. That is not a good income bracket to be in for this kind of purchase.

“I can’t wait to spend thousands on something that wasn’t tested!”

Torch,

Reckless driving, exceeding posted speed limits? Also wtf this post is like a year old.

I’m with you Torch. Gary Busey would be a great host.

Dear self,

I actually got an “internet price” that was fair value, because they listed the car for something like 2 grand more on the lot. I think sometimes they figure the only way to get people to drive out there is if they know they aren’t getting jerked around, and regular buyers will just walk in.

I was lucky enough to get it in my favorite color combo. Can’t wait for the day the bodywork is done.

maybe it will be easier to just pay for the paint film protection from the factory. Probably will be what I end up doing.

Well the porsche went to the great big racetrack in the sky so that is going to have to wait.

Bought a guards red porsche, a laser blue metallic mini, and a midnight blue metallic trans am.

Wikipedia would have been a more reliable source. jesus.

Way too creepy, it would give me the heebs just to be near something like that.

I’m a Presbyterian. I rarely go to church, believe in Jesus, and am completely fine. No pressure and I am happy with my decision. Most of the church events were boring as hell, but I would say I benefited from my exposure as a child.

Women like cars for the same reason men do: Forcibly putting ourselves in danger by recklessly throwing thousands of pounds of beautiful metal sculpture down a stretch of tarmac while being just careful enough that we feel as if we are in control.

Age, nylon timing gears, I already got to pull it to get rusted exhaust manifold bolts, oil leaks, freeze plug leaks, ect ect. Believe me, the plan was to run it until it puked but it needs doing.

doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me.