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This is the perfect time for Jezebel to do a long piece about how MLMs prey on vulnerable women in the name of feminism and financial freedom when the reality is it sucks them dry and leaves them friendless and poorer than they started out.  It’s so gross how MLMs work and what they do to people. 

Of course it’s okay to critique a song... but maybe if you’re gonna do it try to have a better argument than

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?

honestly, it’s like yall are just out there desperately trying to find something to complain about. the song is a great step for her and it’s fun and catchy. so yes, you are a bad faith critic, whatever that means.

Similar reasoning is why I have 366 pairs of underwear.

I think it's to prevent her mother from taking over. Apparently she's been making noise. If he's still in charge, he can chose who will step in if/when he's too sick 

Doesn’t yard work need to be done regularly as well? It is a matter of intervals & standards, however, as someone who has been a single homeowner for quite a long time, it all needs to be done or there are consequences.

I don’t know if it’s a generational thing but I am often amazed by observing some men that I work with who I know have no idea how to take care of themselves - as in they can’t pick up after themselves or can’t even make a sandwich to save their lives.

Holy shit 2.3 hours a DAY? I can’t imagine doing that unless I had 5 children and a whole McMansion to clean.

I just burn down whatever domicile I’m currently occupying when it gets too dirty, or I run out of clean dishes, or clothes, and then use the fire insurance to move into the next place. Work smarter, not harder, right?

People who voted for this have never read a file of child sex abuse or spoken to a survivor of sexual abuse. This demonstrates a catastrophically myopic understanding of sexual activity and abusive behavior. But, perfectly on brand for an Alabamian’s grasp of sex education based on what I know about their education

No. This is just a kneejerk reaction by people who don’t understand sexual abuse and sexuality. The shots will make these men impotent and maybe decrease their sex drive, but you don’t need an erection to sexually abuse someone, and not all abuse is about getting off. Some sick bastards are sadists and if their

Is there any scientific support for this? Does this type of castration actually reduce the urge for sex and/or rape, or is it purely punitive? I gotta say, since it’s Alabama... I feel like it’s just punitive.

You have evidently never seen a commercial film in Berkeley, California. 

All weddings are performative.

No one took anything away from Bette a second time.

There is no Dana, only JUUL.

Can we talk about Isaac Hempstead-Wright’s lack of pants in that pic?

Please.  Bette could actually act and in her day no one was taking cigarettes away from anyone...

A Juul is a just a brand of vape, right? Just asking because I feel like five minutes ago everyone was making fun of idiots who vaped, and now all the cool kids have Juuls. Which, fine, well played, smoking is as cool as it ever was, but it really reads like some very savvy marketing has paid off.