I don’t think June Ambrose’s slip warranted an apology. She obviously forgot, or heck didn’t know, that Kate Spade is dead and it made her look a little dumb but it certainly shouldn’t have OFFENDED anyone.

That Kate Beckinsale scene sounds like it was pulled straight from the Gossip Girl book series, which I read as an almost 30 year old adult woman.

It’s also going to serve as a great spot for creeps to go when they want to confront a woman as to WHY she didn’t swipe right on him.

I’d like this a lot more if it was just about having a nice but safe place to meet someone for the first time with staff who are trained to be helpful if things are iffy.

Look, let’s forget about the bar and consider the most audacious part of this entire post,the Bumble campus! Guys, you’re an app where you swipe left and right, I fail to see the need for more than one maybe medium-sized building.

Yes, it was weird that the film went along with the conceit she was actually “rescuing” Lizzie by perpetuating an act of abuse that was at least as invasive and violent as anything else depicted. I mean, she drugged, gaslit and mutilated her? Without even a conversation first to establish Lizzie wouldn’t have left the…

This is what happens when men write and direct women’s stories.

Thank you so much for this review! I watched last Monday and hated the second half of the movie so much. I spent a good hour looking around online for reviews that hit upon what I found so irredeemably terrible about the whole thing and came up empty. So much measured praise for B-movie fun, with only the occasional…

As a former professor from much less prestigious institutions, I am very curious about the syllabus from Harvard’s “Business of Entertainment, Media, and Sports” course Chip and Joanna Gaines will help to instruct next semester.

Fucking this. I get that she’s an albeit highly problematic intersectional feminist voice (WOC, not formally educated, &c.) who hustled her way from broke stripper to rich rapper via Instagram but that doesn’t negate the fact that she’s a violent bigot. I’m glad that the Jezebel contributors have finally seemingly…

Dear god, thank you for this comment. I will never understand the Cardi B love on this site. I don’t know if it’s more offensive or insulting to us.

While I have no intention of watching this, shouldn’t you have posted spoiler alerts? From what I read you seem to have given away the entire plot.

That’s what I came down to comment!  Girl has chosen her lane.

What I don’t get is why Charlotte had to trick Lizzie into removing her entire hand when lopping off a finger or two (not that that isn’t, y’know, awful and wrong) would have wrecked her music career all on its own. For god’s sake, leave the poor girl most of her fingers at least!

This is what happens when men write and direct women’s stories. 

She does it well! 

I watched this last weekend and I am in agreement with everything you wrote. HOWEVER I still found it more entertaining and worthwhile than 99% of shit on Netflix these days. If you’re a gory horror fan, definitely check it out. 

Oh no a chick flick. His eyes could have burned out of his head. 

So I guess this is def Allison Williams shtick then.

You know your headline spoils the movie, right?