I know, I never click the Page Six articles. I just can’t bring myself to do it.

My niece is four and adores her. Good on her. If little girls can look at a teen idol and not have their sexuality front and center that’s a net positive, ridiculous ponytails included.

I would like to see for self flagellation purposes but I will not click. Take that, omniscient internet overlords. I can imagine a naked woman without giving you ad $$$.

But...how else do i exorcise my inner Elmyra Duff?

When I was a teen I thought the protests of the 60s were so cool. Now I realize that it’s only cool in retrospect when the drama has a conclusion we can point to. Not so much fun actually living through it, with your fate in the balance.

Oh I got there even earlier!

Nothing to do with the bb but Meghan’s chest freckles make me feel better about my chest freckles. That is all.

*That’s* the lesson you took from this? 

People out here are really butt hurt about this series and it tickles me

Came here for this thank you

Lol again and forever at the tone of Taylor Swift articles. Ariana Grande is obsessed with cat ears and...clouds? FASHUN. Taylor Swift posted pink? Limited Too / Marshall’s / lame. 

But that’s not what she said at all...

That was an extremely unexpected quote. Some thoughts are for not speaking.

Thanks for this response! And to your last point I think you are spot on. I’m in a similar boat, having gone on...mmnsdhfg...first dates in the past few years. And I’ve seen the phenomena you’re talking about. The standards being so specific and high, and - surprising to me, due to standard gender identities - a ton…

I kinda related to this. A lot of men seem like they’d prefer a girlfriend pillow to an actual woman they have to interact /communicate / work for success with. I interpreted her “I’m shockingly available” as saying she’s not as inaccessible due to her beauty/finances/career as men might think. Was that what you meant…

This is a really interesting point, the idea that there has to be a huge identity dichotomy between pre- and post-children. Like, obviously there are going to be huge differences, but I think part of this is that to be successful in branding your comedy duo (or selling your jokey wine glasses, etc.) you have to use…

Oh, we know, Cardi. We know.

I...hate this (?)

Or follow them to a second location.

Good god I want to put this on billboards. Beautifully stated.