He is.

What’s worse is that they have an entire circle of like-minded friends. The whole thing seems so unhealthy.

I mean, did you read the stories in the article?

And as someone who thought he was an empath, I’ve found that experience has taught me that it means, “You have a lot of anxiety and project that onto others in an attempt to anticipate potential/nonexistent threats.”

Moby was one of those artists I was embarrassed to listen to even though I liked a few of his songs. He seems like the guy to be all “I like yoga, wear glasses, am vegan and into transcendental meditation. I’m safe! Now fuck me.” Guys like him are just a creepy as the overly aggressive frat bros.

This is the most I’ve enjoyed reading this column in a while thanks to all these wonderfully snarky comments. I usually hate read the article because the questions are almost uniformly from self absorbed dumbasses, but this one takes the cake.

Why? Bowie also had a thing for underage women so it shouldn't surprise you that two creeps get along.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

I remember he did one song with Gwen stefani back when Gwen stefani was riotgrrrl Gwen Stefani and not dating-voice-cohost Blake Shelton. I remember that one because at the time she was so badass. However it’s now occurring to me that a) the song wasn’t really good and b) was really just about two white people scared…

“Where’s my book by all the women Moby tried to date?”

I'd forgotten how unapologetically mean turn-of-the-millenium Onion could get. That one is right up there with "suicide note filled with Simpsons quotes."

Neither of these seem particularly Savage Love-y? But OK then.

I call BS on the royal drama. The flower show stuff was released because of the flower show. The Harry/Meghan stuff was released because of their anniversary. That these two dates coincided is just a calendar thing.

I’m not a mental health professional, but to me, “empath” means someone who has a lot of anxiety about other people being upset more than it means a special power to feel other people’s feelings, which is what the letter writer seems to think it means.

Perhaps you’re an empath too.

“I have figured out a way to make my debilitating emotional fragility sound like a superpower. Most of my friends have.”

I feel exhausted just reading that first one. 

We’re both empaths

Nah, I think his inability to make more than one facial expression extends to real life. 

Somehow the music was perfect endangered testicle music.