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Don’t tar us all with the same brush! I’m just a pervert. 

Hope for a meteor strike?

SNYDER: My film said deep things about sexism and violence against women!
ME: And that is?
SNYDER: That sexism and violence against women exist!
ME: Hmm. Interesting.

Well, Priceline is just responding to a person asking Kim to go after Priceline and Hotels.com on her behalf, so it’s a straightforward customer service response. No joke at all.

I was watching the History channel as background noise and saw a commercial for a competition show about butchers.  I spent far too long staring at the screen trying to decide if I was seeing a real ad or a joke.  I feel the same when I try to comprehend Twitter.  I don’t understand it at all.  I reread the &pizza and

I’d ask how up your own ass you have to be to want to talk to corporate instead of the manager/franchisee for something at a specific location but then I remember who we’re talking about: The lady that named her kid Psalm

The former. A sloppy sentence for sure. 

These comments are really cementing my desire to NEVER EVER FUCKING GIVE BIRTH HOLY SHIT

mmmmMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....

Gawd I hated The Dark Crystal when I was a kid.  It was sooooo boring.

I am totally baffled by women who aren’t totally fucking angry all day every day right now.

I’ve given birth twice and tore twice. I was explicit in my preference for NO EPISIOTOMY unless it was necessary to save the baby’s life or mine. I was lucky enough to give birth in a hospital that was ok with an unmedicated labor and was attended by a midwife who did things like pressing a warm towel against my

Having had a “small” episiotomy during my first delivery, if anyone said that to my spouse I’d have filed a complaint with the state medical board. That is completely inappropriate. This further validates my decision many years ago to use only female OB/GYNs and midwives after seeking birth control when I was 19 from

I hope you succeeded, a kick to the face would have been well-deserved.

Because grown men can’t enjoy adult women’s vaginas, and they all actually long to be shagging some tight teen pussy? What a gross fucking thing to say.

i identify very much with this anger, there’s a lot to fucking fight about right now!!

Of these iconic redheads, only one (Crawford) was born that way. But Rita and Lucy are always identified by- and admired for - their famously (dyed) red hair. Time to move past the Junior High School bullying and embrace the fabulousness.

Everyone is angry now. Angrier than they were 5 years ago and a LOT angrier than they were 10 years ago. The big things that I should rightfully be angry about make me feel small, insignificant and powerless, so I get irrationally angry at co-workers' attitudes, other parents at the park, my cat for walking around the

“If “redhead” is an often-repeated personal branding device for you, then you, in my opinion, are not a redhead, because clearly no one has ever used that term against you while wearing a weird aren’t-I-funny smile on their face”